Monthly Archives: September 2007

How I Became an Enemy of the Race

(Note: This article, a polemic whose original and pretentious name was “Apologia pro fide sui”, was published in December 2006 in Nana News, after an Orthodox commentator charged me with anti-Semitism. He replied, and I replied again – I plan to translate the second reply later.)

(For Dena Bugel-Shunra)

Ariel Lavi, who writes Parshat Ha’Shavua columns in these pages – caveat: I edited most of them – wrote yesterday a somewhat confused and emotional column, in which he blamed of anti-Semitism. And that’s about it. Even though he wrote that “the full refuting for Gurvitz’s claims could be detailed here”, and even though he was offered a podium precisely for that purpose, Ariel has, lo and behold, declined to do so.

I was skeptical whether the strange mishmash written by a person who supposed, for some reason, that the [Jewish] Hellenizers were an obstacle in the war against, err, the Romans, and who has in the past claimed that Plato learned his wisdom from the Hebrew prophets, actually merits a reply. Normally, I’d say no; but, to paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, you go to a polemic with the opponent you have, not the one you’d wish for.

Anti-Semitism? Bullshit

Lavi’s first accusation is that I am anti-Semitic. Crying anti-Semitism has become, of late, the ultimate excuse for dodging debate on troublesome ideas. There’s no point in arguing with an anti-Semitic. I guess I got off lightly: Lavi did not claim I’m a holocaust-denier.

The accusation is false, and I’ll explain why in a minute. But first, it should be noted that the labeling of someone as anti-Semite is not a refutation; were I to consider all Jews the descendents of apes and pigs, and to hold decidedly unkosher debauched feasts on Yom Kippur which happened to be a Saturday, while listening to Wagnerian operas – that would still say nothing about the value of my arguments, and would not refute them.

Anti-Semitism is the claim that all Jews are guilty of something. Classical, which is to say Christian, anti-Semitism was of the opinion that all Jews are eternally, mystically, guilty of the murder of the son of God – a guilt which could only be expiated through the waters of baptism. Modern anti-Semites claimed that Jews are, by nature and without power of change, loathsome creatures.

I reject with disdain the claim that a “set nature” can be decided for over 13 million people, different in one another by ethnicity, character, education, social position and residence. Anti-Semitism is yet another prejudice, another sub-category of the disease which is xenophobia. I believe that the word “Jew” has only religious significance: a Jew is someone who accepts a certain set of beliefs.

I find that set of beliefs to be detestable – more on that in a minute – but it’s interesting to look and see how Lavi sees things. The results may be interesting.

Reverse Anti-Semitism

According to Lavi, the Jewish people is entrusted with a heavy burden of “Tikkun Olam”, fixing the world. It is not, by any means, a new concept, and it is brought ad absurdum by Jewish law: there is a correct Jewish way to lace your shoes, and a Jew who deviates from it is harming Tikkun Olam. The Kaballah, which lurks like a malignant tumor behind many Jewish customs, whispers that incorrect lacing of the shoe creates demons.

Lavi hastens to enlist me, due to my mother’s lineage, in the ranks of his devil-banishing legion. He believes I have no choice but to play the part he and the rabbis set for me in their divine farce. And, since I refuse, he is left with no option but declaring me a race traitor.

Which is to say that, according to Lavi, my function in life is set by my blood. When I renounce the part others want me to play, he decides that my behavior is irrational and is only intended to provide me with excuses. By the same logic, the Venerable Peter – one of the most influential churchmen in the Middle Ages – reached the conclusion that Jews are irrational creatures: they have, after all, rejected by various excuses the self-evident (according to Peter’s thinking) truth of the Gospel, and by so doing denied their divinely-allotted part.

So who, precisely, is the anti-Semite around here? I report, you decide. Does it mean I have no issues with Judaism – and let us be exact: Judaism and not Jews? Not at all. But it requires an explanation, and it won’t be short.

A Religion suffering from PTSD

The historical development of Jewish thought is the result of a dreadful paradox: Jews believed they were the chose people, but, how should I put it, God was on the side of the Roman legions. The Temple, which was the center of Jewish life, was destroyed in 70 AD. The defenders of the Temple were betting Jehova won’t let His name be besmirched. They were wrong.

And as if to add insult to injury, a small and cheeky cult which broke the tribal limits and believed God has expiated the Original Sin, by sacrificing himself for the sins of the world, has taken over the Known World. The majority of Jews, with no need for pogroms or persecution, went over to Christianity; within a century after “the realm turned heretic”, St. Jerome could crow that “Not one in ten remains of Judea”.

The trauma among the survivors was horrible. It is expressed in the anti-Christian curse uttered by Orthodox Jews three times a day unto this day: “Let the heretics be deprived of hope…”. The heretics are the Christians. During the Middle Ages, under pressure of censorship, the curse was changed minutely – Minim turned to Malshinim­ – and is now ostensibly directed at snitches. Pious Jews are familiar with this story.

Ever since then, Judaism was hanging between two polar points: the proper status of Jews facing their actual status. The pressure was particularly jagged in Ashkenaz – western and northren Europe – where Jews sometimes lived, literally, under the cross: the Jewish quarter was often built around the cathedral.

The result was a wild hatred, unlimited because it was powerless, to the people among whom the Jews lived. In one vengeance hymn the word “blood” appeared 77 times. (And this, as far as we can tell, is also the cause of the Blood Libel. The Christians knew the Jews hated them, and they made a logical deduction: the Jews hate us so much, they are willing to murder their own children so they won’t become Christians; what, then, shall they do with our children?).

This relationship became more and more poisoned as time passed. And as if that wasn’t enough, Judaism kept bleeding: in a desperate attempt to circle the wagons, it became anti-intellectual. The Jewish world closed more and more, and the very act of peeking outside became an offense. The philosophical writings of Maimonides were handed over to the inquisition for burning in 1232, and that was a price the rabbis were willing to pay in order to prevent Ashkenazi Jews from learning of the world beyond the walls. This turning inwards, towards the Talmud page, beget degeneracy.

And degeneracy, among a people accustomed to a high level of critical culture, led to escape – assimilation. During the Renaissance, Judaism was already an empty shell; Jews had nothing to contribute to the most stirring period in the history of the western world. Nothing – except the curse of the Kabballah, for which it was its hour of greatness; night is darkest just before dawn. The last crisis came when Orthodox Judaism, losing its wits under the waves of Enlightenment which swept the Middle Ages away, has declared that “the new is forbidden by the Torah”.

And when that happened, anyone who could, anyone with sense, fled. The 19th century saw the demolition of the legal walls between Jews and Christians, and almost any thinker of importance made the short, odious trip to the baptismal font – or merely declared himself an atheist. Once more, not one in ten was left in Judea.

Judaism reached the 19th century as a wreck. Like Islam, it crashed on modernism. It dragged a poisoned baggage with it to the century of the Enlightenment: Kill the best of the gentiles, smash the brains of the best serpent, all non-Jewish women are prostitutes, you are called man and they are not, it’s a law that Esau hates Jacob. The world outside the ghetto – and the ghetto, it should be remembered, was almost always the result of Jewish choice – was so scary.

Internal Tension and its Results

The Jewish concept of Tikkun Olam mentioned by Lavi brought about a significant branching: A large number of Jews decided, during that terrible and beautiful century of Enlightenment, to indeed fix the world. They became revolutionaries and communists and reformers. Many of the descendants of the persecuted decided no one should be persecuted any longer. They were prominent in the political, literary and scientific movements – in a time when it was taken as dogma that science will save humanity – with no proportion to their number in the general populace.

The century of Enlightenment, between the end of the Napoleon Wars and the First World War, was also the century of the Jews. Marx, Einstein, Freud, and many others – by breaking the world into which they were born, they created the world in which we live today.

(And some of them, indeed, when chasing the highest good, when love of humanity overcame love of man, when they decided to demolish the old world to its foundations, became the worst of killers. Trotsky, Kaganevich, Frenkel, Yagoda – these are names no longer mentioned).

But Tikkun Olam has two versions, and while the Enlightenment Jews chose fixing the world, and accordingly became more and more distant from Judaism, those left behind, those who kept the fire-spitting ember of Talmud and lawgivers, Kabbalah and legends, saw Tikkun Olam as something entirely different: as the restoration of things as they should be – the control of others by Jews, the Messianic times according to Maimonides. They had no interest in the world, but they had one hell of a grudge against it.

And Zionism, who created this country, was torn between these two poles. Whose heart will not bleed at Shaul Tscharnikhovski’s roar, “My sword! Where is my sword!” – when he knows well there is no sword? And, when he dreams – lying prostate before the statue of Apollo – about “the conquerors of Canaan by storm” – only someone who does not know oppression and occupation will mock the feelings of the oppressed. But Tscharnikhovski was also capable of singing the praises of human brotherhood; few Zionist could do likewise.

Yet following the Uganda Debate, after Zionism has given up its ambition of a normal state, first and foremost a shelter, when it became addicted to the bad old necromancy of messianism, based on mystical “Eretz Israel” – then the tension was discharged. Zionism became the refuge of those who chose to see the concept of “chosen people” as Herrenfolk. This attitude is not new; contrary to the claims of the Zionist left, it did not spring into being following the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza. Ehad Ha’Am, visiting Palestine in the 1900s, complained that the “pioneers” were treating the locals – who may not have occupied the place by storm, but did live in it for centuries – abominably. Zionism became a magnet for the racist among the Jews.

By thy Sword Shall thou Live

And so, when we look at the list of Nobel Prize winners, note the large number of Jews and the pitiful number of Israelis – even though Israel contains almost half of the world’s Jewry; when we see the achievements of American and British Jewry, and compare it to the lamentable state in Israel; when we stare into this mirror, we see, staring back, the difference between implementing Tikkun Olam as responsibility for the world, and Tikkun Olam as a wild, desperate quest of vengeance against history.

There are millions of people in Israel, whose soul is still that of the refugee, and whose minds are consumed by that old hatred, that 2,000-years old hatred, against the world. Such a situation will always be loaded – and in Israel we have given those people, who credo is “the whole world is arrayed against us”, advanced weaponry. Isolationist, Orthodox, human-hating Judaism is the variant that reigns in Israel.

And it has some frightening parallels with the Nazi movement. The attitude of Nazis towards homosexuals, women, and foreigners is dangerously similar to that of Orthodox Judaism towards them – a religion which has never abolished slavery, whose males pray daily that they were born neither woman nor slaves, whose laws do not punish the Jew who kills the gentiles, whose Chief Military Rabbi has concluded a POW must not be given medical treatment, unless it brings about some intelligence benefit, or there’s fear that his death will cause harm to Israelis.

Nazism was an attempt to cancel out modernism, to leap backwards to an imagined Middle Ages – much more violent than the real one was; and all of the faculties of Orthodox Judaism are employed in an attempt to avoid confronting the modern world, a desperate attempt of flight from recognizing that its basic thesis – that the Jewish male is the center of the world, the pinnacle of creation, above the inert, the plant, the animal and man – has crumbled 200 years ago.

But this is probably too much history for a person who keeps mixing the Greeks and Romans – hey, what’s the difference, they’ve both persecuted Jews – and way too much philosophy for a person who still believes, for reasons beyond human ken, that the Greeks worshipped statues. This demands too much thinking. Better call it anti-Semitism.

Because, as everyone knows, there is no point in arguing with anti-Semites. There’s nothing to argue about. What a nice, easy solution.

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Won’t Fall Twice in the Same Hole

Knesset Member Zahava Gal’on (Meretz) wrote the Attorney General today, asking him to force the Prime Minister to report to the Knesset’s Foreign Relations and Security Committee on the IAF’s activities in Syria two weeks ago.

This demand for a parliamentarian oversight of the on the activities of the executive branch, which would be par the course in any normal democracy, made all of the “Proud Jews”* crawl out of their lairs: they don’t want to know what happened, and they don’t want the legislators to know, either. They trust the good fellows in the Office of the Prime Minister and the Security** Ministry.

This deep yearning to take the cameras out of the IDF’s face is perfectly understandable: after all, when the camera are on, they show a pitiful, pathetic picture. Those same people now worshipping Olmert’s sphinx-like silence, have forgotten that just a few months ago he was grasping at two percent of public approval, a result of his demonstration, a little more than a year ago, of his deep military thinking.

The people acclaiming the silent figure who replaced Amir Peretz, forget the series of failures which ended his tenure as Prime Minister, forget his tendency to cheat the public, forget his tendency to bring everything into a crisis.

The air is full of rumors whose truth is questionable and which contradict each other. Israel has attacked a weapons shipment intended for Hiabullah; or it has attacked nuclear equipment which, as in a bad espionage movie, came to Syria all the way from North Korea; or, perhaps, it did nothing at all.

The talks of a Syrian nuclear project are particularly worrisome, especially when you look at their source. One of the main speakers is John Bolton, a former senior official in the State Department, a former ambassador to the UN, and a former, present and in all likelihood future extremist hawk. He stands out as one of the opponents of the recent deal with North Korea – which he now essentially blames of proliferating nuclear materials and, indirectly, of breaking the deal. Bolton is supported by State Secretary Rice – and these are two members of the same team which so successfully sold us that earlier deception, that of Saddam Hussein’s WMDa.

Then as now, they are supported by an attendant choir of Israeli intelligence. The same American sources which identify the alleged Syrian target as a nuclear one, tell us that it was Israeli intelligence which identified the target as such.

Let us put aside for the moment the monumental series of blunders by our hush-hush men: the failure to predict the wars of 1956 and 1967; the claim that Saddat’s visit to Jerusalem is an attempt to conceal a surprise Egyptian attack; that flighty entanglement in the Lebanese Civil War; the estimate which claimed in 1980 that the Iran-Iraq War will end in three weeks, and in 1988 confidently predicted it will carry on for three years more; the failure to predict the First Intifada; and I’m yet to say anything about the Yom Kippur War.

Let us put aside for the moment the fact that a special report of the Foreign Relations and Security Committee called for the smashing of AMAN (military intelligence branch) and for depriving it of its status as “national estimator”; let’s focus instead on what that “national estimator”, the traumatized troll [Major General] Amos Gilad (who, according to his superior officer, misrepresented AMAN’s estimates) had to say on the eve of the Second Gulf War. At the time, Gilad boasted that “once Saddam’s arsenal will be exposed, the world will be shocked”. Israeli intelligence briefs were used by the American army prior to the war.

Needless to say, the world was indeed shocked – when it found out there were no WMDs, and that Condi’s “mushroom cloud as a smoking gun” speech turned out as fear-mongering bullshit from beginning to end.

Now, they’re trying to convince us that Syria has, well, not nuclear arms per se, but nuclear weapon “programs”. We’re hinted that the North Korean regime is so ga-ga, it would deliver to Syria an already-made nuclear bomb. And given the bullshit we’ve been fed by AMAN during the last year, it would seem these rumors are meant to pave the way for a war with Syria: a justified war, the most justified war of all, intended to remove a nuclear threat from Israel.

Am I the only one with a sense of deja-vu? Haven’t we watched this movie, with Iraqi subtitles?

Most respected gentlemen of the government: I do not trust your judgment – damn it, I’m not even sure you possess judgment, seeing as you went to the last war after a 20-minutes debate – and I will not have you play war games which just might suck me in. Since we are still a parliamentary regime, kindly turn over all of the information in your possession to the Knesset, who just remembered it’s supposed to provide oversight over you. Maybe in this way you’d be less tempted to go out on adventures. Thank you.

Honorable Knesset Members: Overseeing the government is your duty. The army, in particular, doesn’t like it, which is why oversight over it must be increased. Please remember that, prior to the Second Gulf War, Congress held lengthy debates over the issue. Please, do not be blinded by fear-mongering and the claims of “secrecy” and “intelligence sources”: study the material, ask difficult questions, and if you think you and the public are led by the nose, say so loud and clear. Each and everyone of you will, after all, have to face himself in the morning, and going to war based on erroneous or false intelligence is a heavy burden. You can avoid us, but you will not be able to tell yourself “our hands did not spill this blood”.

Dear Israeli public, if you still exist: Please remember how did all our wars in the last 40 years began, and how they ended. Remember how the gorilla-like chest-beating were replaced by mournful whimpers. You’d better turn off the TV and wake up before it’s too late.

And if I may just quote President Bush: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…. That’s not going to happen”.

* – Proud Jews: a common nickname among ultra-nationalistic, ultra-xenophobe, often Orthodox Israeli talkbackers.

** –  Israel does not have a Defense Ministry, it has a Security Ministry (Misrad Ha’Bitakhon). The two terms are similar but not exact translations: the original meaning of Bitakhon was trusting God. And while an army can certainly defend, it cannot assure security – which is an Israeli obsession.

(Written by Yossi Gurvitz and posted in the Hebrew blog on September 17th. Translation by Yossi Gurvitz)

Judeo-Nazis

Gevalt! A gang of neo-Nazis was discovered in Petah Tikva. Why, oh why did we import those anti-Semite Russians? So what if, in all likelihood, they came to the country as small children and grew up here – they’re truly bred anti-Semites, just like all gentiles (spit!) are.

Just what don’t you get? They’re not Jews! Gevalt! They have only a Jewish father, or a Jewish grandfather; maybe a father and two grandfathers, and one grandmother, but they lack a Jewish mother! Maybe their mother has a Jewish father and grandfather, but she doesn’t have a Jewish mother! To make a long story short, somewhere down the line, one non-Jewish mother cropped up. That’s how it is, when you grow up without a worrying Jewish mother: you wind up a Nazi.

These Nazis, they’re not Jewish enough. They may be half, quarter, or three-quarter Jews, but they’re not full Jews. They don’t have the pure Jewish blood, which is why they lack the spark of Jewish soul, the spark which connects them to the Jewish people and the Land of Israel. Why did we bring these goyim here anyway? So they’d get mixed up with pure Jews and cause assimilation?

They should be kicked outta here, and in the meantime, they should be reminded – every day, every hour – that they’re not one of ours. They’re not Jewish enough for us – and what is it to you, if we go to the discos on Saturdays and drive to smoke a few joints in Sinai during Yom Kippur? When it comes to the purity of the Jewish race, we’re all Satmer Hassidim, and anyone who has just a Jewish father is beyond the pale, and we won’t let him forget it.

Which is right and proper, and here’s the thing: when those little goyim grew up, turns out they became Jewish-haters. What more proof do you need?

(Hebrew original posted on September 10 2007 by Mad Max, translated by Yossi Gurvitz. The police have arrested several members of a “neo Nazi” gang; the prisoners are all Russian immigrants, and a racist outcry as to their “Jewish purity” and demands for their expulsion – picked up by the Minister of the Interior – took over the Israeli news sites. This is, of course, a parody).

As the Old Trumpets are Blown Once More

During the final preparations for Operation Greater Oranim, which would soon become the First Lebanon War, an ambitious young Major General Ehud Barak wrote a memo to the Minister of Security, Ariel Sharon.

Barak considered the war plans to be too pedestrian, and he wanted to broaden the scope of the war, so that it would include the destruction of the Syrian armed forces.
Knowing the Israeli public would object, he suggested to Sharon the public should be deceived. Sharon, no stranger to such planning, was impressed; but he rejected the suggestion.

This summer the very same Barak – older, yet still lacking in honesty – was appointed Minister of Defense, after winning his party’s internal elections. His winning seems to have come about by means of a combination of ballot fraud, an avoidance of any controversial statement, and his slogan: “Choose the better leader for the next war”. Not, heaven forbid, the one to bring about the next peace.

* * * * *

The Lebanon War began as a fraud upon the public. Its goal was not just to push the PLO away from the northern border – the PLO adhered strictly to a cease fire lasting almost a year – but also to “remake Lebanon”, and elect Bashir Gemayel president on the points of the Israeli army’s spears.


Prime Minister Menachem Begin made what could be considered – from his own point of view – a tragic mistake: he spoke the truth, and claimed the war was “a war of choice”.


But, of course, so were most of Israel’s wars. It can cautiously be claimed that following the first ceasefire,the entire War of Independence was a war of choice. The 1956 Sinai War was the result of a British-French-Israeli conspiracy against the Egyptian Nasser regime, and was preceded by no Egyptian aggression. In fact, Egyptian provocations were so scarce, the Israeli army was forced to fabricate its own, dressing Israeli soldiers in Egyptian uniforms and claiming border incursions.

The Six-Day War began with an Israeli surprise attack. True, it was preceded by a significant Egyptian provocation, but Israel didn’t bother with the usual rules: it did not announce the occupation of the Sinai and the closing of the Tiran Straits to be a casus belli, and did not issue an ultimatum. No; Israel always believed in a surprise blow. The Yom Kippur War was the direct result of the Israeli refusal to negotiate the return of the territories occupied in 1967. The Egyptians and Syrians, going for a surprise attack, had excellent mentors.


Actual reality-based information was always kept secret from the Israeli public. Until 1973, the press was the slavish handmaiden of the army and the government; this was a position it adored. During his final illness, Moshe Dayan confessed Israel was responsible for the vast majority of border incidents in the 1950s and 1960s. The government used the printed media to feed the public stories about Arab provocations and Israeli reactions. Questioning these official fairy tales meant branding oneself as a traitor.


The army is in the habit of knowingly fooling the government. On the eve of the Six-Day War, the General Staff terrorized the government – while knowing full well the expected results of the war. Under Sharon’s direction, Israeli army officers presented Begin’s cabinet with incorrect maps of Lebanon. During the last war, the Israeli army refrained from informing Olmert that the two kidnapped soldiers – the casus belli of the war – are likely dead. He had to learn it from a reporter.


In order to carry out such schticks, the army needs the cooperation of Trojan horse in the cabinet, the Minister of Security. And if the Minister of Security is new and not familiar with the material, he can simply be passed over – as indeed happened to Amir Peretz.

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I don’t purport to know what happened in Syria yesterday. It may have been an Air Force sortie. It may be that the Air Force plane simply made a navigation error. It may be – given the location where it is claimed the incident took place – that it was an American plane, or a Turkish one. I really don’t know.


Had a Israeli army Spokesman denied the event, one would assume he was lying, as is traditional for the position. Since the Israeli army refuses to deny it, it is reasonable to assume it is afraid of being caught at yet another lie. Thus, it is reasonable to assume that somewhere in the Syrian Desert lies a pile of Israeli military equipment, waiting to be found by Syrian soldiers.


Now, according to the reports – which were not denied – the pilots made every effort to make sure they were noticed by the Syrians: flying low and breaking the sound barrier. This was no clandestine sortie, and it would seem it was not an attempt to stress-test the Syrian radar system, either. Given this information, it is reasonable to assume that those who sent the plane, wanted it to be noticed.

Why?


There are several possible reasons. One, to torpedo peace talks held by the energetic President Peres with Syrian officials, behind the Prime Minister’s back. This, at any rate, is the claim made by Syrian officials . Israeli officials deny such talks take place – but they would deny them in any case.
The second possibility, even more troubling, is an that attempt to get Israel into a war by hook or by crook. Since the summer of ‘06, the Israeli army has been beating the drums of war, dating it for the summer of ‘07. Inter alia, its spokesmen howled that Syria is strengthening its anti-aircraft system to an unprecedented degree; but anti-aircraft systems are defensive weapons, and its strengthening only highlighted the fact that Syria is – justly! – afraid of an Israeli attack.

The Syrians, knowing full well their military and regime constitute tempting targets for our generals, refrained from any provocation.

Summer has ended. The collapse of the Olmert government is drawing closer by the day, and the Minister of Security who promised us a well-run war needs some success he can point to before facing Binyamin Netanyahu in general elections. The army is ready, quivering with ripeness; the public wants to see blood, the more the merrier, something to wipe off the disgrace of August 2006; and the Syrians, the bastards, adamantly refuse to play the part tailored for them.


Therefore, the bunch of good-for-nothings who serve as Israel’s leadership should be told as follows: we are not living in 1956 or 1967. We are not even living in 1982. If you insist on drawing us into another war of choice, if you carry out provocations to heat up the border and don’t even bother to hide it, prepare for fighting on your own. We will not answer your call.

War is no laughing matter. It is worse than hunger and plague; it is the handmaiden of death. Soldiers and civilians are not chess pieces on a board, to be moved when the King plays with the Queen. Once, at the beginning of the earlier century, the leaders of a country were assumed to have the right to take it to war as they please. We’ve gone some distance since then; starting an aggressive war is a war crime, and we shall not participate in it.


Should we go to war because of this or any other provocation, every Israeli will have to choose his or her path: Some will flee and hide, some will openly refuse orders, some will demonstrate. But none should show up when the trumpets are sounded again. It is time for the Israeli army to learn what happens when some declares a war, and nobody shows up.

Update: Turkey found two IAF detachable fuel tanks, close to the Iraqi/Syrian/Turkish border triangle. Now Turkey, practically an ally, is also demanding a clarification. One hell of a day for the Israeli Air Force,  harming relations with two countries, one of which is friendly. And the Israeli government keeps silent.

And aside from that, the Darfur genocide should be stopped.


(Written and posted in the Hebrew blog today; translated by Yossi Gurvitz.)

The incitement is gathering steam

Ok, this is becoming worrisome. Such waves usually pass after a week. Not this time.

MK Israel Hasson (Israel Beitenu) has submitted a bill, which will break the financial back of those the IDF has given up on. According to the bill, any governmental agency will be prohibited from funding show or events in which “derelicts” take part. The bill addresses events, including sports events, which are both paid for or open to the public. The airing of such insidious events will also be prohibited.

This bill is, on the face of it, in direct contravention of the Freedom of Profession Basic Law (basic law are what we have in lieu of a constitution, a pale imitation). This will not, in all likelihood, prevent its approval by the Knesset Members; only a few of them, whom a child could count, will have the public courage to stand against the Preservation of National Hardon Act.

Which means there will be appeals to the High Court of Justice, which will suddenly find itself in the unenviable position of having to decide whether to strike down a law enjoying fiery public support. It is reasonable to assume that it will need several years to reach a decision. If at all. After all, it needed five years to decide that the use of human shields by the IDF is forbidden, and 12 years to prohibit official torture.

Which means that in a while, agents and broadcasting services will be forced to start making black lists, on which will be the names of those whose performance is prohibited – and who will have no recourse but to forcibly switch professions. Lovely.

At the same time, the Hesder Yeshiva rabbis announced today that should General Ashkenazi be so bold as to lengthen the service of their fine youth from to 22 months instead of the current 16 months, they will not enlist at all. These yeshiva boys have one hell of a deal: you serve less than half the time mandated by law (which is 36 months), your service is conditional (as long as you like the politics of your orders, otherwise it’s mutiny time), you serve with the guys from your yeshiva, you spray rose scent about you and claim to be the cream of the youth, and then you have the nerves to make threats. 

Every class of such “youth cream” costs the IDF more than the entire time unserved by all artists, in all of its history. But it’s hard to assume that Ashkenazi was bold enough, when he met with the rabbis, to call these semi-derelicts – who suffer from no health or mental problems, who have no excuse –  to “lower their gaze”.

Because Ashkenazi, like any Chief of Staff, is a politician first and foremost. He knows the yeshiva militias hold political power, and that they are not shy about using it. The athletes, not to mention the artists, have neither political power nor patron, and they can be freely targeted, and score points in the public opinion on their backs.

As if one can still speak of “public” and “opinion” in the midst of his jingoistic wave.

 

And aside from that, the Darfur genocide has to be stopped.

(Written and published today in the Hebrew blog. Translation: Yossi Gurvitz)

 

 

It’s hunting season

Not enough Tel Avivians were killed in the Second Lebanon War. And Tel Avivians are surely also leftists, and all the leftists are gays and derelicts. Fuck the mother of all those shitty Tel Avivians gay leftists, sipping lattes in Shenkin St. while Jews are getting killed in Lebanon!!

During the Pride Parade, the gays showed up in order to defile the Eternal Capital of the People of Israel. And if they’re gays, then they’re surely Tel Avivians, hence also leftists and derelicts. Fuck the mother of all those gay leftist derelicts, these shits from Tel Aviv, with their filth. All the suicide attacks – it’s their fault!!1!

And then we found the derelicts, who simply must be leftist, hence also Tel Avivians and gays. Fuck the mother of all those shitty, treacherous derelict leftist Tel Avivian gays, who hate Jews and love the Arab enemy, I spit in your direction, traitors!!1!!!!1

And there’s also the Supreme Court, where everyone’s a leftist, so they simply have to be Tel Avivian gays, who didn’t do their military time. Like these gay artists, who are surely also Tel Avivians and leftists. Fuck the mother of all those leftists, Tel Avivian, gay elitist traitors, these judges and artists shits who collaborate with the Arab enemy and help them murder Jews!!!!!1!1!!!!1!

This is the target list, and hunting season is officially open; and anyone who isn’t enough of an ultra-nationalist, a jingoist and especially a man’s man, had better find himself a lair to dig in.

(Published today by MadMax, translated by Yossi Gurvitz)


A System Madness

The incitement against the people the IDF didn’t want so much as soldiers (who are known, in the best tradition of the IDF spin machine, as “derelicts”, deriving from the phrase “dereliction of duty”) continues at full thrust. Yesterday, Israel’s usually taciturn Chief of Staff, called upon the discharged to “lower their gaze”’ ironically, he did so in an unusually controversial ceremony.

Never before has the IDF ladled out so many medals as after last summer’s screw-up in Lebanon. A medal usually testifies to the complete and utter failure of the battle plan; Lebanon, it would seem, saw more than 100 such failures.

It is appropriate to remind the reader that we are talking about the commander of an army which did not manage to deliver supplies five kilometers beyond its borders, which has the country to war without any preparations and with exceptional arrogance, and which sacrificed 33 soldiers on the last two days of the war – after there was agreement on a cease-fire – to the Moloch of “the photographic image of victory”.

There is reason to suspect that all of the noise about the discharged “derelicts”, is intended to divert the public’s gaze away from the fact that the army has been screwing up for the last 40 years (and as an aside – that the number of screw-ups only increased since the number of yarmulke-wearing officers increased abundantly, and multiplied, and waxed exceeding mighty, and since the army became the bodyguard of said yarmulke-wearers), and, that despite of all the chatter, nothing much has been changed in the last year.

It is wrong to complain about General Ashkenazi. What else can a general do, if not verbally attack those who were not “men enough”? But now our adversaries enjoy an unexpected reinforcement from Yuli Tamir: philosophy professor, education lecturer, and Israeli Minister of Education.

She, who was supposed to the bulwark of those who cannot fit in the ranks, who was supposed to remind us that there is also a civilian Israel, preferred jumping on the bandwagon, to define the discharged “derelicts” as being beyond the pale, and to informed them that they are not wanted in the celebrations commemorating 60 years of Israeli independence, to be held in the course of the coming year. Apparently she knew precisely what she was doing when she complained, upon being appointed to her current cabinet position, that expectations of her were too high.

It should be noted that mistaken diagnoses by the IDF’s psychological officers cost Israel an annual toll in the suicide of about 30 of its boys, who cannot bear the service and are sacrificed on the altar to the myth of universal service. It should be noted these are IDF numbers; the IDF does its best to classify suicides as “accidents”, particularly, “weapon discharge accidents”, so it is reasonable to assume the true number is actually higher; and that, aside from times of war (and the Intifada uprisings are not war in this sense), suicide is the chief cause of death in the IDF, which is an issue never raised when the conscripted draft is discussed.

How clear, then, was the voice of the attorney general of the Prime Minister’s office, Shlomit Barne’a-Fergo, who noted that a “derelict” is someone designated as such by a legal instance; that when someone is recognized as such, he is punished; and that therefore, forbidding him to ply his trade is a double punishment, and as such is legally forbidden. Furthermore, they would be discriminated against while other criminals – for instance, drug abusers and wife beaters – are perfectly acceptable as performers, in our poisoned atmosphere, as long as they’ve wore khaki for 36 months.

Perhaps the next defeat will cause our mob to direct its rage away from the “derelicts” and to the real culprit for defeat, the IDF. Perhaps. I wouldn’t bet on it.

And aside from that, the Darfur genocide has to be stopped.

(Written today, and published in the Hebrew blog. Translation: Yossi Gurvitz)